DOE jokes
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.