Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Disorder Jokes
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.