Disorder jokes

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Hahahahaha......... Autism.

If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?

Them: "You're ugly."

Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

The pilot goes "We're going down!"

The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!

Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.

Light it up blue 🔵

Real Pokémon.

Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.

What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?