Disorder jokes
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I'm autistic.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.