Disorder jokes
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”