Disorder

Disorder Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

ADHD

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

Mama

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Fnaf

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Brief

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

Dog

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

Man

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

ADHD

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

Toy

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

Eating Disorder

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?