Abnormality Jokes

I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac hahahahahahahahahahah