Abnormality jokes

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Define abnormal life.

Waking up every day living a sane life!

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"