Abnormality jokes

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Define abnormal life.

Waking up every day living a sane life!

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.