Disorder jokes
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
I wonder whats wrong with it
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Community talk
I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
hating show… Read more
@ed stands for explain dinosaur. also stands for eating disorders
no way I got Panic Disorder And Generalized Anxiety Disorder more issues added to the list lmao