What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
Have you heard about the new russian std? Rottsmikokov
NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
