Disease jokes
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."