Disease jokes
Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.