New Disease Jokes - Page 17 - Worst Jokes Ever

Everybody was kung flu dying.

It traveled as fast as lightning.

2020 was expert timing.

In fact, it was a little bit frightening.

Health commercials be like:

Serious side effects can cause:

Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

Question: How was Covid-19 born?

Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."

Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.

What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.

Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!

Your bitch has Covid-19.

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A: AIDS.

I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.

My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.

They both went extinct.

I have it.

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"