Disaster jokes
Thank God I went on the tenth.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
9/11.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!