Disaster

Disaster Jokes

People

What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?

Ashtraynauts.

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  • Titanic

    People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

    God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

    Titanic

    What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

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  • 911

    Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

    Pedophile

    A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

    9/11

    I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

    Garden

    Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

    HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

    9/11

    Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

    White men

    Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

    Titanic

    A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

    Receptionist

    A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

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  • Plane

    You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

    9/11

    I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

    Computer

    When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.