Disaster jokes
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.