Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
