What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Your hairline caused the solar flare
Ur hairline is so long people call it “The Natural Disaster”
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.
What did the titanic?
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks😂
Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
What does the initials FEMA stand for? Federal Erection Management Agency
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
It would be fun they said... It was unsinkable they said...
Women are like Tornadoes
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
