What did the titanic?
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks😂
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
It would be fun they said... It was unsinkable they said...
Women are like Tornadoes
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
