Disaster Jokes

Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the twins towers .

A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling

Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn

a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake

(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG.

Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?

All the exit signs were in English

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.

What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"

Before: Caring & Noble

After: Chernobyl

(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.