Disaster jokes
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.