Disaster jokes

Just do it.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

Why were the people in 911 devastated?

They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."