9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the twins towers .
A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints
Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn
a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake
(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG.
Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
Before: Caring & Noble
After: Chernobyl
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
Your hairline caused the solar flare
Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
