Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.