Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Disaster Jokes
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
