Disaster jokes
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Flappy Bird in 2001
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.