Disabled

Disabled Jokes

Number

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Friend

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Hand

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Arab

Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.

Vegetable

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

Van

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

Wheel

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

Cookie

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

Kid

How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?

It never gets old.

Cheese grater

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.

He said it was the most violent book he ever read.

Kid

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

Dandruff

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.