why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf...
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
why cant there be a gay disabled person? because a fruit cant be the same as a vegetable
How do you piss off a disabled person -you put the cookie on the other shoulder
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
i was going to think of a good amputee joke... but i’m stumped.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
your mum stinks of disbled ppl wanna know why idk either u tell me
Why are disabled people screwed because "u can't run or hide"
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
What is a disabled person favourite type of comedy? Sit down comedy
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner Because he’s disabled
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid I miss you
