Disabled jokes
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.