What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Why did the disable kid cross the road (Why?) He can't
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
