Disabled jokes
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.