I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf...
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
why cant there be a gay disabled person? because a fruit cant be the same as a vegetable
How do you piss off a disabled person -you put the cookie on the other shoulder
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
i was going to think of a good amputee joke... but i’m stumped.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
your mum stinks of disbled ppl wanna know why idk either u tell me
Why are disabled people screwed because "u can't run or hide"
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
What is a disabled person favourite type of comedy? Sit down comedy
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner Because he’s disabled
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid I miss you
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk
Your mom is so weak when she jumped from the Twin Towers her baby became disabled
Did u hear about the tiktok post that offend disable people, some didn't reply cause the comment is disable
Why did the disable kid cross the road (Why?) He can't
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair? You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
