A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
your mom
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.