Disabled

Disabled Jokes

Guy

A blind guy shot up a town.

I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

  • 1
  • Cloud

    At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

    Post

    Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

    Leper

    Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

    There was a face-off in the corner.

  • 0
  • Cheese grater

    What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

    "This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

    Wrist

    What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

    Kid

    It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

    I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

  • 4
  • People

    What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

    Seasoned vegetables.

  • 0
  • Wreck

    What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

    A nervous wreck.

  • 0