Disabled

Disabled jokes

Night

    • Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

    Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

    And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

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    • Tag

    • Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

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    • Kid

    • The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

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    • Space

    • I parked in a disabled space today...

    ...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”

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    • Blonde

    • What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

    They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

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    • Fart

    • The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.

    Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."

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    • Kid

    • A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

    Why?

    The kid had no legs.

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    • Name

    • A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

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