I would make a disabled joke But they never work
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common: they both slap their wrist
Why does a deaf kid always like football he gets signed
Why can’t orphans have sex, They have no one to call daddy
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna
Steamed veggies
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road, and yelled out, "MARIO KART!"
Bro I’m so pissed there is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps I hate that guy in the weelchair
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.
i was going to think of a good amputee joke... but i’m stumped.
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
Whats the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old
