What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile
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why can't people understand these jokes?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly
Never walk alone
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
Q. What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
A. Lukemia
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out hotwheels
your mom
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common: they both slap their wrist
Why does a deaf kid always like football he gets signed
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
i was going to think of a good amputee joke... but i’m stumped.
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.
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There is this boy in my year , he is in a wheelchair so I kicked a football at him and pushed him and so then I shouted ROCKET LAUGE
