Disabled jokes
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.