Disabled jokes
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a washed vegetable? A disabled kid that needs a towel.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.