My girl friend broke up with me and I took her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
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Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
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what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
So i told the officer
I cant even walk when Im sober
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
In the hospital they need to keep the disabled patients rooms cooler than the other patients rooms. Why? They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
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Did you know Paul walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his head and shoulders on the dashboard.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie
I bulled a handicap today
What is he gonna do stand up for his self
