Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly
Never walk alone
why can't people understand these jokes?
What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
What does a "transgender" womans favorite song and his/her last online order have in common???
~they're both a dick in a box
What do you call a blank piece of paper??
Women rights
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master? Stand up.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
How do you piss off a disabled person -you put the cookie on the other shoulder
whats fat and wanks over his mom ? guy sheppard
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out hotwheels
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Oh Hey guys do u know I saw a guy with dementia oh hey guys do u know I saw a guy with dementia oh hey do u know I saw a guy with dementia
me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person. Sorry didn't mean to step on your toes
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
