what did steven hawkins say when the wifi cut out .........nothing
I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
Why did annie fall from the swing
Because she had no hands
Knock knock “Who’s there” Not annie
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Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?Because he can ́t do stand up.
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What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk
Why Can't Orphans play baseball - They can't find home
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
my handicapped friend was getting bullied i said just stand up for your self
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf...
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
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