your mom
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can't stand up for themselves
Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded
What’s a kid with Down syndromes favorite candy... Grunts
My girl friend broke up with me and I took her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
Why can't people with tourettes learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
What is a dissabled persons least favorite song I'm still standing
I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over
I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her
