Disabled jokes
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"