Disabled jokes
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.