Disabled jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
Memes
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"