Why did Steven hawking die, he lost WiFi connection.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Susie
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.
The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr. Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Lolehenedhdbwbsidjb.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Alia’s YouTube channel.
