What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
Your mam is gay
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What's Steven's hawkings favourite food ?
His shoulder
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.