One thing about disabled people is they never set foot on prison
If you are disabled and a comedian is it called stand down or sit up?
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
Your mum gay
What do you call a fat speaky in a wheel chair speaky chair
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
what do you say to a cripeld man getting bullied why not you stand up for yourself
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person. Sorry didn't mean to step on your toes
I bought my son a wheel chair for his brithday-Truns out he couldn’t get in it
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? the wheelchair
What's the difference between Orphans and Apples? Apples get picked-
A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
what does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? a stand up comedian
One day I meet a blind guy and I said you should see Mt Cheaha
Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
My mum's a carrot.
i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs