Disabled

Disabled jokes

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

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