Disabled jokes
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
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What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Ajay's leg.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.