Disabled jokes
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
Your mum gay.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."