Disabled jokes
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
Your mom gay.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.