So I was on Google and on my computer it had windows when Steven hawkings died it shut down sound plays and wouldn't turmoil on again
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
Someone tracked down a crippeled and said, "you can hide but you can't run"
I gave my friends some buttons To bad he couldn’t pull himself together.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
I knocked on Stephen Hawkins door but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found"
women's rights.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Steven Hawkings Died I Said Why Did His Wheelchair Break
Whats the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Why did annie fall from the swing
Because she had no hands
Knock knock “Who’s there” Not annie
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says "why is a young man like you smoking?". The man turns around and says "why the fuck are you wearing trainers...."
