What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?