Disabled jokes
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
Your mum gay.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
My mum's a carrot.
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.