what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why can't people with tourettes learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind
A grape chillie bean
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Wat does a lesbian call the other during sex
Mummy
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
A cannibal went to the dietitian and he got told to eat more vegetables so he ate a disabled person
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
Some say Stephen Hawkins was a genius but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid what is he going to do for his self stand up
why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair.... because he had no leges
What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawkins died. Oh god it must have been when I disconnected the wifi
There is this boy in my year , he is in a wheelchair so I kicked a football at him and pushed him and so then I shouted ROCKET LAUGE
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
