Disability jokes
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Memes
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.