Disability jokes
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Memes
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.