Disability jokes

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"

What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.

The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.

The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.

Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?

Their foreheads are angled.

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"

Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?

Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.

What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?

Down Quijote.

Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄

Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?

A: Right where you left 'em.

How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?

I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.

Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.