My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Disability Jokes
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
We don't read backwards.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
