Disability jokes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Memes
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.