Disability jokes
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
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What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.