Disability jokes
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK, he didn't either!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die. His charger broke.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).