Disability jokes
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Memes
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"