Disability jokes
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Who is the blindest person in the world?
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Most pakis are disabled.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.