What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
I can't find out where Stephen Hawkings is from, I just can't place his accent.
My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
I ran over three disabled kids
Cripple kill
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar.....
Oh wait.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door?
Matt
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
