What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
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Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
I can't find out where Stephen Hawkings is from, I just can't place his accent.
My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar.....
Oh wait.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door?
Matt
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
