Disability jokes
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.