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Meals on wheels

What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

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  • Birthday

    Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

    Sally

    Why did Sally fall off the swing?

    She had no arms.

    Why couldn't she get up?

    She had no friends.

    Knock Knock (Who's there?)

    Not Sally...

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  • Battery

    It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

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  • Orphan

    How are orphans and blind kids similar?

    They both have never seen their parents :)

    Irony

    In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

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  • Role Model

    Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

    He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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  • Guy

    I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

    "I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

    "Boxing?"

    "No, ... hurdles."

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  • Man

    What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

    Sally

    Why did little sally fall off the swings?

    Because she had no arms.

    What did sally get for Christmas?

    Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.