Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool?
Neither did she.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Itās sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings canāt even Stand up for himself