Disability jokes
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Who here plays blox fruits?
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
I never get off on the wrong foot.