Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
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I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
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What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
what is the one thing cripples can't do......stand up comedy
i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
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A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
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They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
