Disability jokes

Charity

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

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  • Wheelchair

    My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

    But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

    Charity

    I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

    It's called "spastics on elastics."

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  • Birthday

    What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

    I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.

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  • Memes

    Cheese grater

    I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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  • Computer

    What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

    Comedian

    A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

    The room was full of arm amputees.

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  • Woman

    What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.

    Twin Towers

    What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.