Disability Jokes

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! after all, they can't even stand up for themselves

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of disabled children

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.

Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!

what is the one thing cripples can't do......stand up comedy

i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs

What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".

Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it :D

What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one

I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.

If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.