Disability Jokes

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair? Young Boy Never Walk again

I parked in a disabled space today...

...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket

Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out

Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children

A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀

Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said

“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

why did helen kellers cat run away? i would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league

I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf...

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.