Disability Jokes

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can't stand up for themselves

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So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children

A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me ๐Ÿ’€

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

โ€œMom, why did God make me like this?โ€, he said

โ€œItโ€™s because God made you special.โ€, she said.

โ€œJust kidding, I was only talking about your needs.โ€

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I parked in a disabled space today...

...and a traffic warden shouted to me, โ€œOi, what's your disability?โ€ I said โ€œTourettes! Now fuck off!โ€

A wife says to her husband 'you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back' 'what do you expect' he says 'you're in a fucking wheelchair'