How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft? “ A sped runner”.
I would make a disabled joke But they never work
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?? Walking😂😂😂
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? : Because it is sea food.
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Why was Stephen hawking always bullied? Because he couldn’t stand up for himself
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
What do you Call a guy that’s high in a wheelchair A baked potato
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? .... ERROR
John say a Gay in a wheel chair
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable"
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
