Disability jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."