Disability jokes
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
Memes
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"