Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master? Stand up.
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
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what do you call a cripple convention? a salad.
Steven Hawkins don’t have a dick he has a microchip
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
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The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
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Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What did John say to little timmy! Happy Disable day
what do you call a kid in a wheelchair
TIMMAHHHH
Their's a disabled kid in my class right. Oops should've brought my hot wheel tracks.
What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs don’t work like they use to before
What is a dissabled persons least favorite song I'm still standing
today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair
Take off the wheels
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
