Disability jokes
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.