How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
Disability Jokes
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
