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Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
Steven hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says... WAITTTT WHATTT
whats a person with downsydroms fav detergent downy
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
a baked potato
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
Hey guys Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone he says there name really loud. Billy-Hey guys I just got back from my DADS!! Wait what Billy??
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
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Why is stephen hawkings in hell? He couldnt get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven
What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
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How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
