Disability jokes
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂