They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Disability Jokes
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
