Disability jokes
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...