Disability jokes
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.