Disability jokes

What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?

"Meals on Wheels."

How do you name a disabled Asian?

Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.

Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special Forces.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Down Syndrome is already a joke.

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.

I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.

Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?

She thought she was black.

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

Kid: "What's dark humor?"

Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."

Kid: "I am blind, Mom."

Mom: "Exactly."

I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.

Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.

Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.

Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?

A: Musical chairs.

What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...