Disability jokes
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!