Disability jokes
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...