Disability jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Most pakis are disabled.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.