Disability jokes
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Most pakis are disabled.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.