Disability jokes
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.