Disability jokes
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Most pakis are disabled.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.