Disability jokes
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
An autistic kid.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.