Disability jokes
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Most pakis are disabled.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.