Disability jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?