Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Disability Jokes
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
