Disability jokes
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”