Disability jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Helen Keller def faked it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.