Disability jokes
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.