Disability jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Helen Keller def faked it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!