Disability jokes
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.