Disability jokes
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
I wish I was blind.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.