Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
Disability Jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
