Disability jokes
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.