Disability jokes
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.