Disability jokes
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.