Disability jokes

Woman

What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?

Neurospicy.

Blowjob

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

Male

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Stephen Hawking

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

Water

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

Driver

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.

Wheelchair

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Autism

Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

Because he was probably retarded.

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  • Son

    Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

    Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

    Son: Mom, I’m blind.

    Mom: Exactly.