Disability jokes
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"