Disability jokes
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Helen Keller def faked it.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.