What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Disability Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Yo momma's an AISH worker.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
