Disability jokes
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.