Disability jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
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How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Helen Keller def faked it.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.