Disability jokes
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?