Disability jokes
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
"Say what you want about the deaf."
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.