Disability jokes
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.