Disability jokes
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
"Say what you want about the deaf."