Disability jokes
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"