Disability jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.