Disability jokes
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*