Disability jokes
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!