Disability jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.