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Disability Jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
Helen Keller def faked it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
