Disability jokes

Robot

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

Liner

Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?

He can't do stand-ups.

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

Wheelchair

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Dyslexic

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Sign Language

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Trump

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Amputee

A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?

Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.

Dick

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Deaf

Dark Humor

"Say what you want about the deaf."

Girlfriend

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Orphan

Orphan

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

Death

Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.