Disability jokes
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣