Disability jokes
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"