Disability jokes
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.