Disability jokes
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.