Disability jokes
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.