Disability jokes
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.