Disability jokes
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
I bought a book for my blind friend.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.