Disability jokes
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.