Disability jokes
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.