Disability jokes

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?

You move the chairs.

Most pakis are disabled.

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

I can't stand disability jokes.

What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.

Handicapped jokes are so cruel.

I can't stand them!

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?

Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.