Disability jokes
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.
Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!
Wait, what Billy?
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.