Disability jokes

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

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  • What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

    If you throw water over them, they both die...

    God: “Stephen, join us!”

    *sees the staircase to heaven.*

    Stephen: “Shit!”

    God: “Steven, join us.”

    *sees the staircase to heaven*

    Steven: “Shit.”

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  • A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

    The room was full of arm amputees.

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  • My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

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  • The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

    You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?

    They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?

    Why did Sally fall off the swing?

    Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

    What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

    Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

    Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄

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