Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
Disability Jokes
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK, he didn't either!
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
