My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
Disability Jokes
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a table, and chairs.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
