Disability jokes
Who is Helen Keller?
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽