Dip jokes
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Community talk
Hey people. I’m here but I’m dipping again. See you guys laterrrrrr byeeeee
for those who missed the zoom BITCHFACES YOURE ALL RETARDED ME AND COSMO WERE NEVER TOGETHER YALL REALLY THOUGHT YALL REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY THOUGHT THAT WE’D ACTUALLY EVER DATE GROSS ON BOTH ENDS WE HATE THAT IDEA BOTH OF US COLLECTIVELY THIS WAS A MONTH OF A LOT OF WANTING TO DIE FROM THE CRINGE BUT HA WE PRANKED YALL HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES WE AINT BRINGING THIS DATING SHIT INTO 2026 HELL YEAH KACHOW (In other words, yall as gullible as a retarded purple pigeon dipped in mustard) -me and cosmo
HOLA BITCHES Yall missed me? Anyways HAPPY LATE CHRISTMAS I DIDNT really get nothing besides A FUCKING PITBULL TERRIER PUPPY LIKE HELLO????? Anyways I hope you all r doing amazing and I love you all but ima dip again, just checking on my lovely people and making sure yall r alive. I LOVE YOU MAL, CHARLIE, BLACHY POOH, and that’s it. Bye to the rest