Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
A Vampire goes to the Bakery:
Vampire🧛♂️: „One Bun please.“
Bäcker👩🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“
Vampir🧛♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“
What do you call it when you baptize a mexacan? Bean dip!
Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water... Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man.. so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
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What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty Nuts.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .
why do orphans dip thier oreos in milk? because their dad never came back with the milk
I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed
If your dad didn't bring the milk what are u dipping your cookies in?
I hope you have to dip your Oreo’s in water because your dad never came back with the milk
do you i can shot a basketball ? i make i dip like water
your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping
