A Vampire goes to the Bakery:
Vampire🧛♂️: „One Bun please.“
Bäcker👩🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“
Vampir🧛♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“
What do you call it when you baptize a mexacan? Bean dip!
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY
why do orphans dip thier oreos in milk? because their dad never came back with the milk
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty Nuts.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water... Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man.. so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈
I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed
If your dad didn't bring the milk what are u dipping your cookies in?
I hope you have to dip your Oreo’s in water because your dad never came back with the milk
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there's a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that's fine she replys but if I have to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
do you i can shot a basketball ? i make i dip like water
your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping
