100+ Best Dinner Jokes - Page 10 - Worst Jokes Ever

Victim

Mom's Spagett · 8 years ago

What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes.

Schedule

DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Dog

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What do you call a dog with no legs?

My asian neighbors dinner.

Pedophile

The Best Boi · 7 years ago

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

Table

Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

Me at the dinner table

A still from the movie "Captain Eo" showing Michael Jackson looking to either side where two spoons are pointing at him. The text reads: Me at the dinner table.

Table

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows a four-panel reaction meme. The top panel shows a person laughing with the caption "You:". The second panel shows another person laughing with the caption "Your brother:". The third panel shows a white cat with an awkward smile with the caption "The guest:". The fourth panel shows a person with a serious face with the caption "Your mom:". Above the panels, the text reads "When you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table."

Dad

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text conversation where one person says "Dinner is served", another responds with "Bone apple teeth" and then a third person posts a picture of a mugshot of a man with the text "Pls stop using your dad's mugshot as a reaction pic" and "JUN 17 2017"

Dawg

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up image shows a fish with a cigarette in its mouth. There is text on the image that says, "he told me we were having smoked salmon for dinner dawg wtf is this".

Toast

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Hehehehe toastie >:)

A screenshot of a question about favorite meal with a provided answer of "Dinner and Burritos". A student answered "Toast" to the question.

Racial slur

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme showing text above an image from the video game Hello Neighbor. The text reads: "Me walking down to the family dinner pretending that I didn't just yell racial slurs to a 10yo over a game:". The image below shows the character known as The Neighbor walking down a staircase in a house. A small instruction in the game UI says "GO DOWNSTAIRS TO KITCHEN". A watermark '@sigma_gorilla' is visible in the bottom left corner.

Test answer

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Sex

Madballs · 2 years ago

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants under a large mushroom. The text reads, "When she on top and it slips out and misses on re-entry." The right panel shows the Pink Panther standing in front of a fireplace. The text reads, "When he asks you to warm up dinner."

Salt

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.

The image shows a text conversation followed by two close-up photos of animals. The text reads: "Me: *having dinner at her house*. Her: can you pass the salt daddy? Me and her father reaching out for the salt." The animals are a dog looking slightly surprised on the left and a cat looking innocently on the right.

Dad

The Ugly Rat · 3 years ago

When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..

A text message bubble saying "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."

Luxury

αmy · 2 years ago

cannibalism?

A bald man in a suit is eating something with his fingers. In front of him is a plate with cooked lizards decorated with pink flowers.

Woman

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a comparison between women's and men's footwear choices for different occasions. On the women's side, there are distinct shoe styles for the office, dinner, gym, party, walking, and wearing at home. On the men's side, the same pair of blue athletic shoes is displayed for each of these occasions.

Online comment

RapBoat · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

Table

C A S N O V A · 4 years ago

BAHAHA

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a smiling anime character labeled "You:". The top right panel shows an anime character with a shocked expression labeled "Your best friend:". The bottom left panel shows a cat with a blurred, startled expression labeled "Your cat:". The bottom right panel shows an anime character with glowing red eyes and the text "BUNGEE GUM HAS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM".

Community talk

FreeSmart!

what should i eat for dinner

CallMeLyxi

I did it, I escaped alive from another family dinner

Brenda Robertson

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more