Dilemma jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.