Dilemma jokes
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.